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I have a poem on Michael Inscoe‘s ‘unsure if i will allow my beard to grow for much longer.

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Also while you are there, read some more poems by these other good people:

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I BUDGETED MY LIFE FOR THE REST OF 2012. I INCLUDED PROJECTED INCOME AND PROJECTED SPENDING. I THINK MY PROJECTED SPENDING IS ABOUT RIGHT BUT I AM AFRAID MY PROJECTED INCOME IS HIGHER THAN WHAT MY ACTUAL INCOME IS GOING TO BE. THIS WILL BE NO GOOD AND ALSO I HATE MONEY AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, I HATE EVERYTHING.

HOWEVER I FEEL IMMENSE JOY ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO MEET A LOT OF MY ‘INTERNET-BASED’ FRIENDS IN NEW YORK DURING THE NEW YEARS HOLIDAY. JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND AND BE IN THEIR COMPANY FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE (IN REALITY THIS WILL BE ~3 DAYS BECAUSE THAT IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME BETWEEN MY BUS TICKETS IN AND OUT OF NEW YORK).

I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO THE MUMFORD & SONS PANDORA STATION. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I LIKE THAT BAND BUT IT TURNS OUT I DO, A LOT. ALSO ALL OF THE BANDS THAT SOUND LIKE THEM BECAUSE THAT IS HOW PANDORA WORKS.

MY STOMACH HURTS.

I NEED TO BUY A WEBSITE FOR MYELF.

I MEAN MYSELF.

I DON’T HAVE AN ELF.

I AM LYING ON MY SIDE IN BED AND TYPING THIS WITH ONE HAND,

I’LL INCLUDE A PIC, HERE:

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I AM GOING TO GO SHOWER AND THEN GO TO THE MOVIES AND WATCH THE HOBBIT AND THEN I AM GOING TO GO TO WORK. AFTER WORK I WILL COME HOME AND SLEEP. WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW I WILL GO TO WORK. AFTER WORK I WILL HAVE DINNER WITH MY PARENTS. BYE.

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When I was 13, Momma and I drove to the high school down the street to play tennis.

She parked the minivan in the lot and we stepped out of the car.

She found $120 in twenty dollar bills outside of her car door.

I found $20 outside of mine.

Momma said she was donating her money to the Red Cross because of 9/11.

I said I wanted to keep my $20 and she said OK.

Sometimes I think about what my life would be like if I had donated my money too.

Star tennis player.

Raging philanthropist.

I played tennis in high school for 3 years and then quit.

God works in mysterious ways.

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