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I BUDGETED MY LIFE FOR THE REST OF 2012. I INCLUDED PROJECTED INCOME AND PROJECTED SPENDING. I THINK MY PROJECTED SPENDING IS ABOUT RIGHT BUT I AM AFRAID MY PROJECTED INCOME IS HIGHER THAN WHAT MY ACTUAL INCOME IS GOING TO BE. THIS WILL BE NO GOOD AND ALSO I HATE MONEY AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, I HATE EVERYTHING.
HOWEVER I FEEL IMMENSE JOY ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO MEET A LOT OF MY ‘INTERNET-BASED’ FRIENDS IN NEW YORK DURING THE NEW YEARS HOLIDAY. JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND AND BE IN THEIR COMPANY FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE (IN REALITY THIS WILL BE ~3 DAYS BECAUSE THAT IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME BETWEEN MY BUS TICKETS IN AND OUT OF NEW YORK).
I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO THE MUMFORD & SONS PANDORA STATION. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I LIKE THAT BAND BUT IT TURNS OUT I DO, A LOT. ALSO ALL OF THE BANDS THAT SOUND LIKE THEM BECAUSE THAT IS HOW PANDORA WORKS.
MY STOMACH HURTS.
I NEED TO BUY A WEBSITE FOR MYELF.
I MEAN MYSELF.
I DON’T HAVE AN ELF.
I AM LYING ON MY SIDE IN BED AND TYPING THIS WITH ONE HAND,
I’LL INCLUDE A PIC, HERE:
I AM GOING TO GO SHOWER AND THEN GO TO THE MOVIES AND WATCH THE HOBBIT AND THEN I AM GOING TO GO TO WORK. AFTER WORK I WILL COME HOME AND SLEEP. WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW I WILL GO TO WORK. AFTER WORK I WILL HAVE DINNER WITH MY PARENTS. BYE.
I thought about writing today so I walked to a café and bought a bottomless mug of coffee and put some milk in it and one third of a pack of splenda and stirred it around. I drank one cup then refilled my mug and started to drink another that was prepared the same way as before.
I turned my computer on and noticed that the mouse wasn’t working. The trackpad worked and I watched the arrow move all around the screen. I clicked on mozilla firefox and it didn’t open. I clicked on microsoft word and it didn’t open. I clicked on a folder labeled ‘gchat’ on my desktop and nothing happened. Nothing was happening. I was stressing out.
That brings us to the present. I am stressing out. Is this it, is this the end of my computer. Macbook, are you done? Are you finished serving your term to me? Are you packing up your files and folders like mini digital suitcases and boarding your e-plane to that web heaven in the sky? I don’t know enough computer terms to keep making jokes. These jokes aren’t even funny, I don’t know any funny jokes.
I manage to open this word document by employing my very basic knowledge of key commands. It takes a few minutes and a couple of wrong turns (I opened up like 5 songs and garageband somehow) but then, there it is, a blank word document for me to write in. I am still stressing out, because now I can only write about this.
This is embarrassing. I can’t move the document around, so you can still see part of my desktop wallpaper. It is a picture of the Weasley twins fighting in the final battle of Hogwarts. I can only see George. Fred is covered by this word document. I guess that makes sense. Fred dies. Maybe he is already dead. This is just like the movies. Except this is real life and I am stressing out.
Third cup of coffee, prepared the same way, and finishing up the last third of the splenda packet. George’s eyes are moving and now he is staring at me. “Why do you have a computer if you don’t even know how to use it. Why don’t you know how to click things. Are you an idiot. Yeah, you are. You killed my brother.”
I should never have turned my computer on this morning. I should have slept in. I should have spooned shaun gannon longer. Maybe my computer needs rest too? Maybe I have been working it too hard? Maybe it was on vacation and I called it home early to get some work done and now it is mad at me so it’s killing off the Weasley twins and not letting me click the things I want to click on.
I wonder if I can somehow post this onto my blog without the use of a mouse clicker. That will be v impressive. I would feel accomplished if I can post this onto my blog. Okay I am going to try. If you have finished reading this post, you will know of my struggles. You will know what I have spent the past 10 minutes doing. I am stressing out, but I managed to complete a blog post without clicking on anything. You are nodding in respect at my journey and how I overcame this early morning technological hurdle. Thank you. I thank you.